itstonedme: (Bobby Premiere)
Title: PM Redux
Author: [ profile] itstonedme
Pairing: Elijah/Viggo
Rating: PG
Words: 800
Disclaimer: Fiction. No disrespect intended to those depicted.
Author's Comment: A companion piece to last year's ficlet, Potty Mouth.
Cross-posted: [ profile] fellow_shippers, [ profile] viggo_elijah

They're setting up for the Amon Hen shoot )
itstonedme: (Tania July 2009)
Hidden away in the second roulette round of this year's [ profile] wordsontongue is a remarkable little poem that uses structure and words to absolute perfection. Give the punctuation and space its due while you read. On first reading, it impresses, but it is on the re-readings that it truly marvels.

itstonedme: (Aliensouldream)
Title: The News
Pairing: Orlando/Eric
Rating: G
Comment: Feeding on rumour...
Dedicated to: A belated birthday gift for my dear friend, [ profile] stormatdusk

The News )
itstonedme: (Casey)
Title: Camden Town
Pairing: Casey Connor/Orlando Bloom (Orlijah crossover)
Rating: N-17
Words: 4728
Author's Notes: AU crossover fic. Casey post-aliens, on holiday in England. Casey Connor is not a virgin in this story, really not a virgin.
Warning Alas, there's not a whiff of Zeke in this story. This is instead a mashed Orlijah. Zeke will have to await another day.
Dedicated to: [ profile] tweedle_ and [ profile] lisabellex with whom I was so fortunate to share the eyebrow-raising moment in Camden Market when we glimpsed the lovely young man who inspired this tale.
Cross-posted: [ profile] fellow_shippers, [ profile] bloomwood_, [ profile] orlijah_month because feedback feeds my muse.

On a cloudy Saturday afternoon, Casey asks the bus driver )
itstonedme: (The Beguilement by stormatdusk)

Title: Interlude: Transition, One
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: G
Setting: AU, The Beguilement universe, in which Elijah is a high-priced escort and Orlando a previous client. It is recommended that these stories be read in sequence in order to fully understand what follows.

Previously: The Beguilement, Beguilement: Interlude, The Digression, The Opening and The Wooing.

When Elijah was a boy... )
itstonedme: (Tania's Spring)
The trillium is our provincial flower, and each spring the woods are filled with them, deep into the forests for all the woodland creatures to sniff and trample. They are not supposed to be picked because it retards the flower development for many years. But occasionally, they are transplanted so that the flowers can continue to bloom and bloom and bloom each year. The light is low where they grow here and so the sharpness leaves a little to be desired.


White variety, most common.

Red Trillium

Red (or purple) variety, more rare.
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I'd like to think that, wherever he is tonight, Viggo is in front of a TV, toasting his beloved Canadiens. A rare and dynamic win, from being down 3-1 in the series, defeating the best team this year in the NHL.

Go, Habs, go!!
itstonedme: (Olympic mittens)
YES! YES!YES!YES! No spoilers here. Just look at my mittens.


The Reason )
itstonedme: (Olympic mittens)
Congratulations, America. My oh my, how your men skaters love Canadian Olympic Ice. First Boitano, and now Evan. Woo hoo!!


PS. Does anyone else think he really looks like Jim Caviezel?
itstonedme: (Orlijah Month)
Title: Heartbeat
Pairing: Frodo/Legolas
Rating: G
Comment: My first FPS, following a prompt of same in last month's [ profile] orlijah_month.
Cross-posted: [ profile] fellow_shippers, [ profile] orlijah_month

It had been a long day
itstonedme: (Olympic mittens)
Up here in the Great White North, we are getting very excited about Friday's opening ceremonies of the Winter Games. As hosts to the world, there is nervousness about how everything will unfold. Will there be enough snow now that a month's worth of nights haven't dipped below freezing up on Cypress Mountain, where they've taken to trucking in snow? (Hello, D.C./Baltimore: send urgently needed flakes!) Will security be sufficient? How will Vancouverites deal with the traffic gridlock, since the roads are jammed on the best of days? What will the world have to say about the homeless situation, which is a disgraceful scar on an otherwise beautiful city?

But there is jubilation and pride as well, and for the next two weeks, most noses will be buried in the TV set, watching events that we've never even heard of and wondering what the heck anyone sees in curling. :D There will be a heartbreak story or two, as there always are. There will be upset victories that no one could have anticipated. There will be crazy underdog accomplishments like the Jamaican Bobsled Team (they are back!) or Eddie the Eagle who could barely keep his feet when he landed a ski jump but who showed what the Olympic spirit was all about. Above all, it will be about breaking down the boundaries and being one.

Welcome, World!!
itstonedme: (Orlijah Month)
Title: The Read-Through
Pairing: EW/OB/PJ
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All a bunch of nonsense and lies.
Comment: This bit of silliness was a result of being challenged over at [ profile] orlijah_month to write anything remotely slashy with PJ in it. Rest assured – no squick was allowed.
Cross-posted: Shamelessly, over at [ profile] orlijah_month and [ profile] fellow_shippers

Mr. Jackson, we’re ready for your close-up
itstonedme: (Ian BW)
Now that the [ profile] slashababy authors have been revealed, my story for [ profile] kiltsandlollies can be posted.

And an update: My Slashababy gift, which was clever and funny as shit, was by none other than the very talented [ profile] almostnever. She's one funny lady.

Title: The Gift
Pairing: Ian/Dom (Dom/Orlando implied)
Rating: PG

The Gift
itstonedme: (Orlijah Month)
Title: Kid
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: R
Words: 4500
Comments: Modern-day AU. Written for [ profile] orlijah_month, Prompt 3: Mardi Gras. Snarky Elijah, wannabe Orlando, campy Ian, wacky Viggo, fluffball Liv.
Crossposted to: [ profile] orlijah_month, [ profile] fellow_shippers

It's the night of the annual Mardi Gras Fete at McKellen House
itstonedme: (Orlijah Month)
I'm attaching a few things that I have posted over at [ profile] orlijah_month, all of them for the first two prompts, First Kiss and Chocolate. We're having lots of fun over there for anyone wishing to take a look.


Lick, The Sequel

Lick, Part 3
itstonedme: (Orlijah Month)
It's Orlijah Month! Come one, come all -- read, romp and revel in the fact that two of our most favourite fellas celebrate their birthdays and our slashy perving this month. There are fic prompts, and stories, and pictures, and hilarity all to be found. The fun has just started. So while we're all busy reading and celebrating the fabulous new year and decade, bookmark this site so that the next 31 days will be a part of your flist.

itstonedme: (Tania Nov 2009)
Happy, happy New Year, everyone!

This promises to be a busy reading weekend because the Slashababy gift fics have all been posted. And if you have to start somewhere, PLEASE OH PLEASE start with the wonderful present that I received from my secret gift bearer which is right here:

Everything In Its Place.

Funny, hot, and New Zealand! Elijah, Viggo, Dom, Ian. Help me guess who wrote this!
itstonedme: (Bobby Premiere)
The ghosts of Hallowe'en past (aka [ profile] foxrafer) delivered a very special treat to me this weekend: my very first Elijah/Karl PG! It's a fun little ficlet about something I knew nothing about because I guess sometimes I live in a cave. Check it out: Glow Stick!

[ profile] foxrafer, I'm so glad you've felt the writing bug of late. Thank you for this. ♥
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From an email forwarded to me:

Emily (MacInnes) Somers, created, directed and choreographed this in Portland last week for her Medline glove division as a fundraiser for breast cancer awareness. This was all her idea to help promote their new pink gloves. I don't know how she got so many employees, doctors and patients to participate, but it started to really catch on and they all had a lot of fun doing it.

When the video gets 1 million hits, Medline will be making a huge contribution to the hospital, as well as offering free mammograms for the community. Please check it out. It's an easy and great way to donate to a wonderful cause, and who hasn't been touched by breast cancer?
itstonedme: (Default)
I don’t know where you find the time or talent to moderate such a mammoth project as the MOMEs but we are indebted and forever grateful that you do. You expose writers to readers they might never have reached, and reader to fics they might never have discovered. It is a true labor of love.

Here’s some more love:
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Special thanks to [ profile] kittylass whose spirit is as generous as it is thoughtful and to [ profile] stormatdusk who can pick a picture and make it sing.


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