Finally, after four years, I tracked this film down. And I loved it!! If someone wrote a really slashy mpreg featuring Richard Sharpe and Aragorn (probably has been done), I swear their offspring would be Diego Alatriste. (Tell me, any of you who grew up loving Zorro, how can you not swoon a little for a man named 'Diego'?). Who else has seen it?
It's a great looking film, with some scenes set and lit to resemble Valesquez paintings. And it's musketeer vintage but on the Spanish side of the Pyrenees -- wide-brimmed floppy hats, enormously cuffed boots and gloves, fights with swords and daggers and billowing coats. Dirty, dangerous, and very hot.